Tuesday, October 21, 2008

What is an asshat?

The world is, as it has always been, full of idiots. Idiots come in all shapes and sizes. You've got your ignorant, your stupid and your misinformed. Some people are idiots just because they lack any intellectual curiosity. (I call these people fucktards but that is an altogether different blog.)

The thing about your everyday idiot is that if you remove all the shiny objects from the room and prop his eyelids open with toothpicks you can generally straighten him out on any given topic. At the very least you can make him feel stupid enough to shut up and leave you alone. This is not so easily done with the asshat.

Think of an asshat as a confrontational idiot. No matter how obviously stupid his opinion is or how well you have argued the point, the asshat thinks you are the idiot. If you have argued vigorously enough he may even think you are the asshat.

If you are an asshat, or know any asshats, this is the blog for you!

(Hint: It's both of you)

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